Lodge residents recently returned from summer camp in beautiful Parramatta, where they spent a week learning the most effective way to detect if they were about to be a victim of a drive-by shooting. The tell tale signs were eventually discovered to be:

-A car driving past with dark tinted windows.

-An unusually high number of chalk body outlines on nearby pavement.

-Posters in the area telling of whose "turf" you are now on.

-& most importantly a man leaning out a car window with a 12 gauge semi-automatic aimed at your head!